My brother and I, on a phone chat...
Andrew: How was the audition?
Me: I didn't make it.
Andrew: That's impossible!
Me: I couldn't answer some trivial questions like the name of current governor of North Sumatra, etc. Or maybe I'm just too fat.
Andrew: Ah you're not that fat!
Me: Most of them passing the audition are models. They are slim and slender, literally.
Andrew: Yeah but that doesn't prove they are prettier than you! Gue yakin lo lebih cantik dari mereka semua!* The judges were very stupid not to pick you up!
Me: *smiling* bwahahaha! Neah, they were not. I am.
Love ya, bro! *hugs*
*) I'm totally sure you are prettier than all of them